My All-Time Favorite Commercial
May 27th, 2010So this line of commercials drove people away from Quiznos and infuriated franchisees who lost business, I LOVE them.
So this line of commercials drove people away from Quiznos and infuriated franchisees who lost business, I LOVE them.
I constantly feel like there aren’t enough hours in the day to get done all of the things I need and want to do. I found a resource online last night where you can enter how you spend your time each day. I created mine based on the amount of time I need/want to spend on each activity. Go past 24 hours and you’ll get a negative number. This could be a problem…
I edited out my numbers because, but feel free to fill in your own numbers.
Today was my surgery to have the basal cell carcinoma removed from the bridge of my nose. Prior to surgery, the doctor thought it wasn’t too bad. He knew it was aggressive, but I think he underestimated just how aggressive it was. The first time he cut a little more than he thought he needed too. Practically the entire spot came back positive instead of just the inner circle. He then had to go a lot bigger and a lot deeper. I thought I was getting a third nostril! That test came back and showed there was still MORE cancer at the top, so he had cut higher yet again.
Then he decided it would be best to do a skin graft from in front of my ear instead of cut a flap from my cheek because he thought it would heal better in the long term and have less of a scar. He gave me 4 options too pick from. I’m not a dermatological surgeon so I told him to do what he thought was best. He wanted to do the graft so that’s what I got.
Because it was a graft, I now have a lot of stitches in TWO places on my face. And because of the graft he had to do a 3rd set of stitches. After he stitched my ear back together and the graft in place on my nose, he created a bolster, which is a THICK piece of gauzed soaked in something. He then sewed that bandage to my face OVER the graft to keep it moist and in place. Then he placed gauze and tape over both wounds.
I have to leave these bandages in place for 24 hours. Then I clean them and apply new bandages twice a day for a week. Next Thursday I go back to have the stitches removed. I then keep it bandaged for another two weeks until I get it checked again. After that I am supposed to leave the bandages off and keep it clean until I go in for my 3 month check up. At that point he will see how smooth it is and how it looks. He will also do microdermabrasion at that time if I want it and/or need it to make the area smoother.
Yeah, it hurts. I took TWO hydrocodone as soon as I got home and then passed out on the couch for two hours. I still can hardly keep my eyes open. And those hydrocodone don’t seem to be doing just a whole heck of a lot! It STILL hurts.
So currently I am extremely tired and I feel like someone tried to tear my ear off and hit me in the nose with a baseball bat. At least I only feel it when I am awake. Or asleep…when it hurts and wakes me up.
Thanks to everyone who sent me messages via email, Facebook, and Twitter today. I appreciate it.
If you live in the Dallas area, you have probably been inundated with new stories about the “Party Pass Fiasco” at the Cowboys stadium for the season opener Sunday night. Short version: Jerry Jones wanted to set the NFL record for attendance and publicize his new stadium while making and extra couple of million dollars. How to do this? Sell 30,000 party passes for $30 each + parking.
Problem? There was only room for 14,000 people. The rest of ya’ll can stand outside and watch the game on TV after dropping your hard earned dollars, sitting through crappy traffic, and giving up your Sunday night. And for those that did get in…there is a video at the bottom of this post that shows how great the view was.
I feel bad for these people. They had no idea. Jerry Jones is a greedy money sucking (lets say person) who didn’t care a thing about people getting in to see the game. His goals were met. Screw the fans. I on the other hand, have an offer to help those folks save some money while getting at least the same experience.
So, here’s the deal. I am going to set my television in the window of my living room. You can each pay me $20 to watch it. That is an instant 30% savings! Better yet, you can park at the grocery store a few streets over and be MUCH closer than if you parked at Cowboy’s Stadium (stupid, very original name…nice job JJ). Not only that, parking is only going to be $20, at LEAST a 50% savings AND I will shuttle you over in the back of my pickup instead of making you walk. The people that are here early enough to be in front, will obviously have a better view, but unlike the Deathstar, I have a GIANT tree that many of you can climb for a better view. I am only selling 100 packages, but ALL 100 will get in, not just 45% of you. Send cash to me by Thursday to reserve your spot.
(Okay…so I’m not really doing this, lest those got-nothing-better-to-do-all-day Cowboy lawyers try to threaten me with copyright violation for broadcasting the game without permission. Unlike some NFL owners, I have ethics.)
I miss these commercials…though they almost killed Quiznos.
And here is where Quiznos found “The Sponge Monkeys”.
I saw the following video on Liberally Lean tonight. I think it makes a lot of valid points. I don’t fall easily to either side of the discussion on healthcare. It has both pros and cons, yet people always seem to be so sure any plan for reform is either awesome or totally evil. Wow, if it were so easy. I can say that I saw no errors or erroneous claims in the video. I have seen the statistics that validate the claim that Medicare and Medicaid only spend around three percent on administrative costs. (Which also makes me wonder why other government entities can’t figure out how to cut administrative costs in other agencies and programs???) I have also seen stats that show some private insurers can spend as much as 35% of our premiums on administration.
I have made a point thus far to stay out of discussions about healthcare reform. I see the masses of people arguing their side, spouting off hot sports opinions on healthcare, waving signs, and being absolutely sure of their position. The thought of having to discuss this topic with someone gives me an extreme case of tired head. What really makes my head want to explode is that 98.925% of these people have absolutely no idea what the heck they are talking about. They choose a side, usually based on party affiliation, feelings toward government involvement, etc, without a clue as to what Obama’s (or anyone else’s) proposal even contains. For those that may actually take the time to read it, how many have even the SLIGHTEST clue of the intricacies and complexities of the issue. My estimation 1:5,000,000 can eloquently state the facts for and against and give solid reasons for their opinion. I doubt I could have a healthcare discussion with someone even if it was quiet and civilized, which I have yet to see. Yelling in a Senator’s face? Yeah, I’m sure that guy had a perfect solution to healthcare reform.
I believe I have a much better understanding of the healthcare debate than the average American due to my degrees, research, and professional experiences (if you want to know what these are, leave a comment with your email). I can argue for and against it. I can give you statistics, proposals for solutions, and reasons none of those will work. In order for broad-sweeping healthcare reform to truly take place, one thing must happen: complete and utter collapse. Think post-Great Depression reform to regulate and control the financial industry. This DOES NOT make me an expert, but I think it gives me a somewhat reasonable understanding of the issue.
Access to care, preventative medicine, lobbyists, incongruent insurance filing standards, administrative costs, marketing costs, lack of transparency in pricing, pay-for-performance compensation structures, improper use of specialists for common ailments, underused equipment, overused staff, direct-to-consumer marketing, prescription drug costs, foreign drug costs, poor reporting requirements, policy enforcement issues, standards of care, and a whole mess of other topics all must be researched and evaluated as they relate to policy change. So, what’s the quick, easy fix I ask?
There is a benefit to universal healthcare and there are many things it must include and many things it must not include. There is a definite downside to that same coverage. But guess what? There are significant pros and cons to our current system, or ANY system for that matter.
I would love to hear your thoughts on universal coverage and healthcare reform so leave me a comment. I am willing to discuss if you like, but I also reserve the right to block any comments not clean, appropriate, or well thought out. And if I get fired up again without feeling beaten down, I may write a post with more specifics in the near future, or respond to questions and comments if there are any.
Below is an email I received a couple of days ago. There are SO many red flags in this email that it is spam just waiting to destroy my computer, my life, and the universe that I don’t understand how anyone can fall for this. Maybe in the early days of the emails and Interwebs, but with so much attention on Spam and how to avoid it, how do people still fall for this?
Hullo
Dear Valued Customer,We have reasons to believe that your credit card has been involved in a number of fraudulent transactions we have spotted recently. Enclosed is the account statement with the list of transactions made with your credit card between 01.09.2008 and 03.09.2008. Please look carefully through the enclosed document; the last three of the listed transactions are the ones that we suspect to be fraudulent.
I would appreciate if you could find time to clarify this issue and confirm the transactions that you have made personally. This would help us both to have this issue resolved as quickly as possible.
Please find the Word-formatted copy of your account statement is enclosed in the archive attached to this message.
See you around
Mae Dennison
Manager of Credit Card Fraud Defense
See how many red flags you can find in this email. I will tell you (because you cannot see it here) that there is also an attachment…in ZIP format! No company name, no logo, no contact info. If you want to steal my info, at least look legit and put a little effort into your plan.
I guess enough people will still open theses, but man, I can’t imagine.
For those of you who haven’t heard, Congress approved a $700 billion dollar bailout. That is how I always see it written. Let’s fill out all the zeros: $700,000,000,000!!!
One of the main beneficiaries of said bailout was AIG to the tune of $85 billion preventing bankruptcy. AIG was a MAJOR player as a Credit Default Swap insurer/underwriter. Most people have never heard of this type of unregulated security. If you haven’t, you will over the next two years, at least in my estimation. I believe these securities are much more to blame for our current economic situation that ANY subprime lending. In fact, these swaps are even riskier than subprime lending. Now figure that the subprime mortgage market is roughly about one trillion dollars. The risky credit default swap market is now up to about sixty two trillion! —-> $62,000,000,000,000!
So AIG gets a multi-billion dollar rescue package. How do you improve fiscal responsibility now that the public AND regulatory eye is squarely focused on you? Well, if you’re AIG you send your executives to a luxury spa resort in California and spend $440,000 on them. Needless to say, some in Congress are a little steamed about it.
Attention corporate Boards of Directors: I can be hired away from my current company. I have a dual-MBA, went to a good school, and graduated with honors. I am positive I won’t run your company into the ground as efficiently as those you have hired in the past. Heck, I probably wouldn’t have lost AIG more than $60 billion. That would have been a savings to taxpayers of $25 BILLION! I will do it for half of the total compensation package of your previous three CEOs. I will not take company sponsored trips, unless exclusively for business. No yachting in France. No dinners with John Legend. (See photos). And I will pay for my own home and vehicles. I will accept a bonus package based on my performance, and I promise not to ask you to waive pay guidelines to pay a $5 million bonus if the company is losing billions as Martin Sullivan did at AIG in 2007. Think about it and get back to me.
The wife’s flight was supposed to land 30 minutes ago. Except it appears Dallas weather doesn’t want to cooperate. Check out the pictures. The first one was about 8:00pm, the second was about 9:10pm. This storm had better move on out now!
UPDATE:Just got a call. Plane is on the runway! But it was 60 seconds from turning to Oklahoma due to low fuel! I imagine the wife’s nerves are a wreck. She hates flying.
Saw this today while at Hobby Lobby. I guess July 4th is over, time to bring out the Christmas decorations.

