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This is how I normally get to work. Well, I would if I lived MUCH closer to the office.

…except the one I married, of course. (Sleeping in my own bed tonight…) Found this over at BagOfNothing.com. Check him out when you have a few minutes. Great stuff.

My daily giggle. This is wrong on so many levels.

Been a while since I’ve posted one of these, but something just popped into my head.

If I were rich, instead of working, I would go to high rise office buildings and ride to a top level floor just before lunch. I’d get on the elevator, wait for it to fill up, push all of the buttons, then get out.

I could spend months doing that without it getting old.

In years past, I have not been big on making resolutions, because I know I won’t keep them very long. But I will admit, I am usually tempted to write out a list. The new year brings hope that we can make changes in our lives, kick certain habits, adopt other habits, and do a few things differently. January 1 gives us a clean slate on which to write a new story.

This year, I decided to write out a list of resolutions that I plan on keeping. I tried to avoid listing those things in which I think I may not be successful at keeping. If I don’t think I can do it, why waste my time? So, here is the 2009 list of New Year’s Resolutions that I believe I can keep.

1. Don’t wreck a Ferrari
2. Avoid frivolously spending more than $1,000,000.
3. Poke fun at Tucker, Trey, and John more often.
4. Don’t send any inappropriate text messages to friends “accidentally”.
5. No adopting any more animals.
6. Write less than 7 books.
7. No fighting wild bears.
8. No flaunting my looks.
9. Avoid getting my hair caught in anything.
10. Eat more ham.

Many moons ago, the wife entered our sweet puppy dogs into the Dallas Morning News Pet of the Week Contest. Well, they are finally up for voting! Follow this link to vote for the sweet, sweet puppies.

Then send it to all of your friends, post it to your Twitter feed (shortened link: http://tinyurl.com/63fqg9) , and even get it tattooed on your person!

Trey posted a link to this video on his site today. Crazy.

Finally, an interesting timeline. If you like cereal, that is.

How fast can a Falcon go? Watch to the end to find out. That is one fast bird!

For my Office watching friends, The 20 Greatest Moments From The Office.

This site is the opposite of TinyURL.com.

I was looking through an online photo album tonight and found some family photos. I would have to dig out the original photo to be sure, but I think these are my great-great-great-grandparents. She looks seriously unhappy (as does everyone in photos from back then). And who knew one of my ancestors was Armenian? Is that supposed to be a white guy? Maybe they should have sprung for a little better artist (I assume this is a sketch since it doesn’t seem to be a photo unless they had Photoshop in the early 1800′s).